Friday, May 26, 2006

Let's Make Money Our Official Language!

Actually, we already have. If you've got a million dollars to invest in a company or venture hiring at least ten people not related to you, you're officially one of the "huddled masses yearning to breathe free." We don't care if you speak Spanish, English, Kurdish or Thai, so long as you've got the benjamins, you're in.

As far as the recent Senate Vote is concerned, I think that was just the Senate's way of telling Puerto Ricans, Hawaiians, Pacific Islanders, Native Americans and Inuits to lighten up.

1 comment:

Lefty said...

Brilliant. $ is a language everyone already knows.

"Pandering" should be the first word all potential citizens should learn.